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fill this server have fun

Admin wrote:

fill this server have fun

What if I don't want to share this said 'fun'....and I just pile it up and use it as a rainy day fund?

you could do that but it would be no fun

This is awesome.. READ THE P.S. @ The BOTTOM

To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the

small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too

much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I

accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when

it bumped into your car

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will

forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX



Ps... Your Girlfriend Called.

Haha. I wonder what the guy would be thinking after reading that. I'm actually just surprised that the best part in the picture to me, is that she missed the bike on the left. It's untouched?!?

I know.. not a scratch on either of the little bikes.. but that poor Ferrari on the other hand... LOL

I would come home and act like oh its alright right and when she came to hug me I would strangle her. not kill her or anything just so she will remeber the fucking break next time lol btw Im just kidding althought it was a ferrari so....maybe I'm not.

omg the shiny red car is fucked up. idk about you but she defiantly floored the accelerator.


p.s. Girlfriends on the side should have cell numbers only, and preferably one not on the Family phone account...

personally I don't see the point of having two women. from a guys stand point. Why have two women who yell at you and that you have to pay for? From my stand point, why cheat on someone you cared enough to get married to? hmm...

BLA...BLA..BLA...

Get all serious on us why don't you bishop... Damn boy..

When will you figure out women were given two sets of lips for a reason.. One for Lying The other for Cheatin'.......Now, go have a tug.. WASH your HANDS .. and come back, when you realize.. that the only reason divorce is so expensive, is ...... CAUSE IT"S WORTH IT !! A small price to pay for your own freedom ....

Anyways .... On a lighter note.. I dedicate this one to my dear friend " Angry Pirate "

What do you call 26 Millionaires WATCHING the Stanley CUP PLAYOFFS???



THE EDMONTON OILERS !!!!

^tHc ¤ Jefe wrote:

I would come home and act like oh its alright right and when she came to hug me I would strangle her. not kill her or anything just so she will remeber the fucking break next time lol btw Im just kidding althought it was a ferrari so....maybe I'm not.

I think your on to something there Jefe! Like my friend says, "I would never hit a woman....but I'd shake the shit out of her if she did something really stupid."
Friends. lol